How Can I Become Rich Writing Articles for Upwork, Fiverr, Newspapers & Magazines?

Since I’ve been a writer for almost my entire life, and been professionally published since 2007, with indie-published books since 2017, I often hear this question. Well, since there is so much competition from AI, also known as A.I. or “Artificial Intelligence”, here are three tips.

1. Jump up and down on the ground and whine a lot. The AI on your computer will listen and send you a load of paid work. (Be sure to give it your credit card information too!)

2. Go out and buy 50 cans of high-priced cat food for your cat! If you have a dog, don’t leave him out! Since your credit card is being tracked by the bank, they’ll see your huge credit card charge, and immediately send you tons of work to complete by Friday. Don’t ever expect to eat or sleep again, as you’re going to be busy! 

3. Buy 100 books on writing to learn how to do it correctly. And then, spend more money on college courses. See, that’s so much simpler than simply applying for a job at McDonald’s to make some extra cash. And cheaper too!

There you have it! Soon you’ll be making a million dollars in your first year as an online content writer, AKA, the stupid article writer!

Disclaimer: Please note this a satiric parody article and the author makes no claim for accuracy. It is simply a joke! LOL!

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